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Hiya. What are you doing here? You must be mistaken.








This is not a free, all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet.








There will be no free gag-balls for the first five customers.








No, I will not spank you, even if you ARE a girl.








The dead rarely rise from the grave here. But sometimes, they do.








The Backstreet Boys will not be playing on this page. Not tonight, not ever.








Thanks for getting this far. Here's a free insult!








What?!? You want MONEY?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... That's funny.








You ought to shoot toasters for a living.








No, it doesn't matter HOW far you scroll down, you are NOT getting a kangaroo.








Do not feed me after midnight.








We're going to go somewhere VERY SPECIAL... Once you get in this handbasket.








Money talks. It's telling you to go away.








Let's go spit in the river.








Eww! Keep your shirt on! Nobody wants to see that!








I am only cannibalistic on days ending with a "Y".








I get this Livejournal 'cause I'm so awesome.

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